（精华）英语小品剧本15篇
英语小品剧本1
《Be a Good Lover》-6人英语小品剧本大全系列
Be a Good Lover
又是关于爱情的。爱情是一个永恒的话题，不分国界、年龄（？）、、、你是不是一个good lover？
人物
Vicky
Benson
Greta
Andy
Marcell & Ken
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Scene I
(One day, Andy and Benson went to a meeting. In the meeting, they met a pretty girl — Marcell. And then, Andy fell in love with Marcell.)
Andy: Benson, I think that I am falling in love with Marcell.
Benson: Oh, My God. You have already had a girlfriend, Greta. How can you have another girlfriend?
Andy: What should I do?
Benson: I don’t know… Andy, may I ask you a question?
Andy: Sure!
Benson: Do you love Marcell more than Greta?
Andy: I am not sure.
Benson: Oh, no. I think that you love Marcell more than Greta.
Andy: Maybe. Benson, could you do me a favor?
Benson: What?
Andy: Please keep it as a secret, and don’t tell Greta and Vicky about it.
Benson: Well…all right. But you won’t be able to hide it forever.
Andy: I know.
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Scene II
(After few days, Benson could not tolerate what Andy did anymore. Finally, Benson decided that he should tell Vicky about it.)
Benson: Vicky…
Vicky: What?
Benson: I want to tell you something.
Vicky: OK, I am all ears.
Benson: Andy is falling in love with Marcell.
Vicky: Oh, my god… I cannot believe it.
Benson: But I think that Andy can choose his lover. Maybe he doesn’t love Greta anymore.
Vicky: I disagree with you.
Benson: Why?
Vicky: Andy should treat Greta with faithfulness.
Benson: I don’t think so. He has the right to choose whom he likes most.
Vicky: So what can Greta do?
Benson: She can have another boyfriend.
Vicky: Are you sure? She loves Andy so much. I don’t think she would love someone else.
Benson: Let’s see what will happen.
Vicky: All right, I don’t want to argue about it anymore. I want to go home.
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英语小品剧本2
角色分配：
Doctor1=D1 Doctor2=D2 Patient1=P1Patient2=P2 Patient3=P3 Patient4=P4
正文对白（无旁白）
D1、D2: Hello everyone,we are the psychology assistants of Zhejiang University.
D1: We are responsible to give an ear for you,our dear classmates, to share puzzles or disappointments you meet.
D2: Study, emotion, love, whatever in yourdaily life.
D1、D2: And we willprovide as much as we can to help you overcome the peak in your mind.
Section1:
D1: You look so down, poor boy.
P1: I can’t believe that. (低声默念)
D1: Pardon me please. I will try to catchit this time.
P1: I can’t believe that! （大声嚷出）
D1: Got it.（低声无奈）But, what’s thematter with you? If you speak it out, it may be not as serious as you thought.
P1: But it really is. I have never imaginedthis shamed thing occurs to me and I have no dignity to face everyonesurrounding me. I’m not the focus of others anymore because my grades drop from4.9 to 4.8 this term.（双手抱头作绝望状）
D1: Oh, my goodness! I have to take back mywords; you are not a poor boy…（低声无奈）You know, I have only got once 4.0, while, in a math-class dream.（难为情）
P1: What a poor boy! （捂脸作无奈状）
D1: However, I still lead a happy life. Onething you must be clear is that marks are not the whole of your life and theremust exist something more meaningful. Put down those endless exercises and gooutside the tight classroom, maybe you’ll find another sky of college.
P1: I’ll take a risk. Thank you.
D1: Good luck to you. You need a new life.
Section2:
D1: What’s your problem?
P2: I find myself useless.
D1: What happened? Maybe I can give you afavor.
P2: I noticed her at the first sight. Itried to know everything about her, her major; her hobby, her favorite song,but she never pays any attention on my…（沉默状）
D1: You mean your hidden love? Because younever talk to her!
P2: Sorry, I can’t make it.（惭愧状）Youknow, I’m an engineering student, so I haven’t talked to female for one yearexcept my mother on the phone!
D1: Well…（无奈状）You really needmore practice. Now try to imagine me as your dreaming girl.
P2: If she looks like the same as you, Iguess I’ll never talk to her.
D1: （自取其辱状）I mean, justimagine and try.
P2: Imagine…（假想陶醉状）Darling! Doyou know how I love you! I can’t fall asleep when I think of your charmingsmile and I am always dreamed about walking along the lake hand in hand.Believe me, I’m your future. I will devote whatever I have in loving you. Giveme a chance, please, please, please……（作更深一步陶醉状）
（P2抓住D1的手不放，D1吓得神魂错乱，起身逃离现场，P2紧追不舍并保持陶醉状）
Section3:
P3: She doesn’t need me anymore…（委屈绝望状）
D2: Hey, man, cheer up! What’s the matter?
P3: I joined the Student Union of ourschool and I was set in a working group including a pretty girl. We stayconnection every day and go for dinner together after finishing the assignment.And I always consider her just as a companion at work. But my girlfriend doesn’tbelieve that.
D2: What a pity! Have your girlfriend evercome cross you two together?
P3: Never...（作犹豫状）Except foryesterday...
D2: Then what happened?
P3: She ran away and texted me at night,everything is over.（惋惜状）
D2: Do you love her now? （此句及下句要说清，下段有铺垫，重音一定要加强）
P3: Of course the answer is yes, that iswhy I come here. I don’t know what I can do to save it.
D2: Perhaps it was all caused by hercompulsion at the time, if you say sorry to her and explain for your working relationship,maybe she will take back her words.
P3: …. （默许点头，轻轻离座，坐在离主表演台较近的地方不要离开）
Section4:
P4: （哭泣状，声音哽咽）I shouldhave given him the chance to explain. I was so annoyed and compulsive thattime, so….I took out all the photos we took together and all the gifts he gaveto me and I found myself really can’t put down all unforgettable experiencewith him. It was my fault but I can’t own him anymore.
D2: Do you love him now?
P4: Of course the answer is yes, that iswhy I come here. I don’t know what I can do to save it.
D2: Oh, what the hell! You are definitelythe couple. Then follow me, quickly, he can’t be so far from here.
（推门而出，发现P3就坐在外面）
P3: I heard what you had said in. I loveyou, honey.
P4: I will never let it go.
（P3与P4相拥许久，D1用手机播放My heart will go on最好多几个手机不然声音太小）
全体: Welcome to share your problem.
英语小品剧本3
小红帽
Little Red Riding Hood
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!
Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的.声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.四人英语小品剧本
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)
Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I'll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (应声倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
大话西游
Big words of western tour （大话西游）
Chapter 1
Site：The wedding
Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖
Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.
牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha ??.
妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?
牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!
(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)
牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!
Come here! This is my brother.
(牛深情地转向紫霞)
牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.
妖：I object!
牛：What?
妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!
至：What’s this? Really?
妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.
(剑从至的怀中落下)
妖：Magic Sword?
牛：Let me do this!
(紫跑出，拾剑)四人英语小品剧本
紫：It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!
(紫跑下)
妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.
牛：Aaa??
(牛惊慌地跑下)
Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……
Chapter 2
Site: Bull King’s back garden
Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞
（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）
至：Why are you hiding here?
(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)
至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!
紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!
至：You should kill me! Kill me! I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. I left regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!
（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）
紫：What can you tell your wife?
至：I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I ??
紫：I help you!
至：No, it’s dangerous!
紫：You don’t want to?
至：I do! But ??
紫：I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.
(猪喊)
至：Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.四人英语小品剧本
（依依不舍）
Aside: The night ……
Chapter 3
Site: Dungeon
Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧
猪和沙：Master, master
(两人同时悄声说)
猪：We come to save you.
沙：We come to bring you out.
唐：I won’t go.
猪和沙：Stay here? Why?
唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the.
英语小品剧本4
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie《Avatar》? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called 《 Avatar 2 》, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.
乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆状),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard, help, drag this mad woman out.
Oh, I'm dying, hope the next one will give me a surprise
来自it's really a big surprise. What an ugly woman! (Of course, I won’t let you pass.) Why do you come here?
丁: Distinguished director, please give me a chance. I walked 25000km for a year just to compete in this interview. Please give me a chance, please.
甲(?):OK, so what’s your name?
丁: my name is Gaga Su.
甲(上下打量)：EN…ok ok, I’ll give you only 30s. OK?
丁:OK, that’s enough. Thank you, thank you.
I’ll just present a poem I love best. The Furthest Distance in The World.
The furthest distance in the world
世界上最遥远的距离
Is not between life and death
不是生与死
But when I stand in front of you
而是 我就站在你面前
Yet you don't know that I love you
你却不知道我爱你
英语小品剧本5
第一部分
报幕员台词：
w: good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
both: 大家晚上好。
w: with the opening up of sanya and the development of its tourism industry, english, as an international language, is becoming more and more important.
m: 随着三亚的对外开放，三亚旅游业的迅速发展，英语，作为国际语言，在三亚变得越来越重要。
w: the government of the sanya city calls on the whole city to learn english.
m: 三亚市委、市政府号召全市人民兴起了学习英语的新高潮。
w: now, you can see everyone, men and women, young and old, learning english everywhere.
m: 如今，在三亚，您随处可见男男女女、老老少少都在学英语。
w: the granny in this skit is one example. how hard she tries to learn english!
m: 在这个小品中，您将看到老奶奶是多么努力地学英语。
both: lets enjoy the performance, “modern granny learns english”.
第二部分
剧本台词：
（时间：星期六早晨 地点：新风路，一居民家）
fang: （出场） my name is fang fang. i am a student of sanya no.1 middle school.
granny: 芳芳，芳芳。
fang: oh, my granny is calling me. do you know my granny? everyone in our neighborhood calls her "modern granny". she is learning english. she wants to learn english well. she wants to show foreigners the beautiful scenery of our city and tell them the interesting stories about the li people.
granny: （奶奶上。练读旅游英语300句 ） how do you do(好赌有赌) ? how do you do(好赌有赌)? nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. me， too. i cant speak chinese（爱砍他死屁踩你死）. can（砍） you（油）speak english(英国历史)? yes, a little（啊里头）. what can i do for you（我砍爱读佛油）? 这不，中国 加入了wto，2008年又要举办奥运会，人人都在学英语，我也要学english….. 芳芳，芳芳！
fang: 来了，奶奶。
granny: 我的乖孙女， 你再听奶奶读一遍，看看还有什么地方读得不好。（读旅游 英语300句）how do you do (好赌有赌)? how do you do（好赌有赌）? nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. me，too. i cant speak chinese.（爱砍他死屁踩你死）. can you speak english(砍油死屁英国历史)? yes（爷死）, a little（啊里头）.what can i do for you（我砍爱读佛油）? （她边读边摇头晃脑，很自豪的样子）
fang: 奶奶，什么“好赌有赌”，是“how do you do? ”。不是“英国历史”，是"english"。 是" chinese"，不是“踩你死”。跟我读。how do you do?(奶奶跟读) 不行，how do you do?（奶奶跟读） 好，再读 一 遍，（奶奶读）好,很 好.i cant speak chinese. can you speak english?（奶奶跟读）再来，i cant speak chinese.(奶奶跟读) 好的，再来。（奶奶读）can you speak english?(奶奶跟读) 好，再练一下。
granny: （练读两遍）好了，好了，不错了。（突然看见外宾路过）太好了！ 来了个老外！（站起，上前）hello, (学外国人动作，伸开双手 ) how do you do? what can i do for you?
foreigner: how do you do? i want to go to the bank. where is the nearest one?
granny : （急忙翻书）芳芳，他说的话在第几页？
fang: 这本书上没有这句话。他想去银行。bank----银行。（奶奶练习 bank ）(芳芳对外宾) hello, welcome to sanya. you are going to the bank, arent you? go along this street, when you reach the traffic lights, turn left. there is a bank about one hundred metres ahead, on the left, just opposite the bus station.
foreigner: thank you very much. your english is very good.
fang: thank you.
granny: hello, i 带 you go.
fang: excuse me, shall my granny take you there?
foreigner: (对奶奶) thank you. its very kind of you.
granny: (摇摇头) no thank you. no thank you. (外宾显出不大理解的样子) how do you do?
foreigner: how do you do?
granny: nice to meet you.
foreigner: me too.
granny: 你们瞧，我会跟老外对话了。(看书 ) i cant speak chinese. can you speak english?
foreigner: (疑惑不解) why, yes, of course.
granny: no. no. 错了，you错了，看，在这呢。（指书上） “yes, a little. what can i do for you?”（外宾明白了怎么回事，笑）
foreigner: its funny.
(来到银行) （解放路，汽车站对面）
granny: bank. bank 到了。
teller: good morning. welcome to our bank. can i help you?
foreigner: good morning. can i change foreign money in your bank?
teller: yes, you can. but what money would you like to change, please?
foreigner: some u s d notes.
teller: how much, please?
foreigner: two hundred dollars in all.
teller: please show me your passport and fill out this exchange memo in duplicate.
foreigner: (填好 换水单) there, ive got them finished. and here is my passport.
granny: (指护照问) whats this?
foreigner: my passport.
granny: 买怕死婆（my passport）. 买怕死婆 （my passport）.
teller: yes, everything is all right. well, by the way, how would you like the money, mr smith?
foreigner: i dont mind. any kinds of denominations are ok.
teller: here you are, mr. smith. your money comes to rmb￥1，654.
foreigner: thank you very much.
teller: my pleasure.
foreigner：your service is good and your english is excellent.
teller: i am very happy to hear you say so. goodbye. and enjoy your stay in sanya.
foreigner: goodbye.
granny: goodbye（骨德拜）.
（走出银行）
f: i want to go to some scenic spots.
g: 什么“搏”？
f: scenic spots.(拿出词典指奶奶看 ) scenic spots.
g: 哦，是风景点。（想 了想）我带你go luhuitou .
f: luhuitou?
g: yes. (指着300句鹿雕像的.封面) luhuitou。
f: oh, its a deer.
g: 对，对 yes, yes, deer(爹),deer(爹)。（亮相）deer(爹)回头.
f: 爹回头？
（奶奶，外宾左下，黎族姑娘右上，奶奶，外宾左上）
f: oh, a deer.
g: 我们到了。
lg: hello, welcome to luhuitou park.
f: hello.
g: 姑娘，你给咱老外朋友讲一讲鹿回头的故事，好不好？
lg: 好的。（对外宾）have you ever heard the story of "luhuitou"?
f: a story? no.
lg: this story is about a young man and a deer long long ago.
f: a young man and a deer.（指塑像） do you mean the man and the deer here?
lg: yes. he was a hunter .
f: a hunter?
lg: yes. one day, the young man went hunting and found the deer.
f: oh, i see.
lg: when the deer saw him, it ran away. the young man ran after the deer until they reached the edge of the cliff. suddenly, the deer turned its head and became a girl.
f: the deer turned into a girl? really?
lg: yes.
f: (指塑像) i think this must be the girl.
lg: right. do you know about the li people?
f: li people? yes.
lg: later, the young man and the fairy girl fell in love with each other and they got married. they were the ancestors of the li people.
f: this is really a beautiful story. and that is why sanya is also called the "deer city", isnt it?
lg: yes, you are right.
f: thank you for your wonderful story. are there any other scenic spots in sanya?
lg: yes, there are many others. i suggest you go to dadonghai, yalong bay and tianyahaijiao.
f: tianyahaijiao? what does it mean?
（黎族小伙子上）
lb: welcome to tianyahaijiao.
（众转身）
f: what does it mean by "tianyahaijiao"?
lb: it means "the end of the earth.
g: （对lg）sea 是什么？
lg: 是大海。(奶奶练读)
f: tianyahaijiao is one of the famous scenic spots in china, isnt it?
g:(对观众) 我知道，china 是中国。
lb: yes . a lot of people from home and abroad have visited "tianyahaijiao" and they say "tianyahaijiao" has impressed them..
f: yes. its a nice place.
lb: there are poems and songs written about "tianyahaijiao".(播放歌曲) listen, this is one of the songs. its name is "please come to "tianyahaijiao".
f: it sounds sweet. i enjoy it.
g: 孩子们，我今天学了一些english, 你们听一听，帮一帮奶奶好不好？“银行”是"bank", "怕死婆" 是什么来了？
lg: passport 是护照。
g: 哦，" 怕死婆" 就是“护照”。还有“爹”是“鹿”，“sea”是“大海”。我听你们说那个“beautiful(比特夫)是什么？
lg: 不是比特夫，是beautiful。
g: 哦，是beautiful.(练习)
f: ladies and gentlemen, sanya city is a beautiful city. i am glad to see everyone speak english here in sanya. this granny is also learning english. it is very convenient for us to come for holidays and do business in sanya. when i go back to the states, i will tell my friends to come to sanya.
all: please come to sanya. welcome to sanya.
（over）
英语小品剧本6
唐僧拉着孙悟空衣服上场
唐僧:I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures. 悟空:Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest```
唐僧:I am fine.let’s have a rest later.(唐僧继续唱了一遍) 悟空：Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest 唐僧:I am fine.（唐僧继续唱） 悟空：master,can you stop,.
唐僧: I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.
悟空:shut up,I can’t stand you any longer.I beg you stop!I feel mad!you are singing all the time!
唐僧：Is like a noisy?
悟空：No,it’s sweet sounding!But today I don’t want to listen music!So,please don’t sing!
唐僧：Ok,go ahead！I am``(唐僧刚想唱，悟空回头，师停止)
（走着走着，看到一房子）
唐僧：Look! There is a house over there. 悟空：really！let’s me have a look!
(空飞奔过去打探情况，在墙外跳了一圈，回去报告)
悟空：Answer my master!there is a beauty and a old couple. 唐僧：Knock the door!
悟空：(空过去像土匪一样敲门)Open the door! (门没开，悟空回来) 唐僧：You should be polite!like this```` (上海滩音乐起，师大步向前，敲门)
唐僧：Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east.(大声三遍，门房才开)
小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老头： Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
（小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。） 唐僧、悟空走进）
唐僧：Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight? 老头（做哽咽状）：Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……别过脸去继续哭泣）
（唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。） 老妈： Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧： Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老头： Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him.
唐僧： Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you. 老头：Really!Where he is? (悟空过来，亮肌肉) 老头：A monkey?
唐僧：Yes!He is a monkey.A super monkey.
老头： Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.
悟空： What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.
这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定
地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了门后，露出一段红袖子。
猪八戒(大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊):Darling, here I am.
站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。
八戒： Darling,don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样。
八戒： Darling,don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy.
小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。
八戒： Darling, why do you look like a monkey ? 小娘子： When I am happy, I always tickle. 八戒： Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.
八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的`样子，又把八戒拉回来。 八戒： Darling. Why are you so powerful?
小娘子： Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.
八戒： Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.
两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。
小女子： I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back? 八戒： Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on. 八戒把小女子背上： Darling, Let's go. 小女子（在八戒头上一点）：Okay. Let’s go.
音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。 八戒： Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子： Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?) 八戒： Yes, I do. I do.
继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，玉兰一脚把八戒踢到！小女子倒地之后，
做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。 八戒： Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you? 女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：Honey, I am here. 八戒： Darling. Why did you go up there? 小女子： That's your fault. 八戒： Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.
小女子： You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest. 八戒： Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest. 八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息，小女子仔细地打量他。
小女子（撒娇地）：Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me the truth first.
八戒： Alas! Don’t mention it ，I was Tianpeng marshal .I could fly between the heave and the word !Only because I made a big mistake! That day , I was wandering in the heaven street!I saw a beauty! Her name is :嫦娥！（刹那回头开始回想）
嫦娥翩然而至，两人互视5秒，叫着对方名字奔跑向拥抱。走进后， 八戒唱歌：你是我的玫瑰·····（嫦娥感动） 再唱：你是我的情人····
两人深情对视。。。音乐莫扎特 第40号交响曲 起，跳舞， 突然，玉帝出现。八戒放手，嫦娥没站好摔倒， 八戒：My lord! It’s not my fault! I beg you pardon! 玉帝：How dare you do that!? You are hung together! 嫦娥起，跑到玉帝跟前撒娇
嫦娥：Daring! He ``he tease me! He tease me!
玉帝怒！：Ya! Tianpeng ,I will punish you! Turn you as a pig! A ugly pig! 嫦娥：my lord! Where should we go for dinner tonight? 玉帝：what about 天骄园？
嫦娥：（撒娇）no no !let’s go to the 紫荆园！there have air condition ! 玉帝： That’s Ok .My daring!
回想结束，
八戒：I was punished by yudi .So I became a pig! That’s why I was so ugly! 玉兰：You look too ugly to meet people.
八戒： I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here. （八戒高兴地过去想拉小女子的手）
小女子（把手甩开）：You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s impossible!
八戒： I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me? 小女子 Show me some gongfu then. 八戒： OK, let me show you my gongfu.
从石头后拿出钉钯，舞了起来。小女子暗暗点头。当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时，被小女子一把抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了过去。 八戒： Darling. Why are you so strong? 小女子： Pull me out if you can .
八戒做出用力拖的样子，没有发现拖出来的却是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。
八戒： How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer. 悟空大笑： You Silly! Look at me. Who am I? 八戒一看， My god! You are Mahatma!
八戒转身想跑，被悟空拦住，猪八戒甩开孙悟空，双方对峙了一会儿，猪八戒poping， 八戒： Can you?
悟空: yes，I can’t, so what, I will fight you.
悟空一拳往八戒脸上打，八戒顿时感到一种压力和害怕。
悟空： Dare you wive yet?
八戒： No, no. I dare not. Please forgive me, Mahatma.
悟空： I bet you dare not.
悟空放开，八戒转身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。
悟空： Y ou silly, where are you going?
八戒： I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?
悟空；；Y ou silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.
八戒： What? Has Tangseng come?
悟空： Y es. Let's go!
两人在台上走半圈，来到房前。
悟空： Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !
唐僧等人走了出来，老头一家还有些战战兢兢。
悟空： Y ou silly, kneel down to meet your master.
八戒：Master, nice to meet you here.
唐僧：My prentice, what's up?
悟空： Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.
唐僧：I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie.
八戒： Thank you, my master!
唐僧：Let's go ahead, my prentices.
八戒此时并不想走，于是…….
Master, I don’t want to go, I don’t.
悟空：Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. you’d better go with us.
八戒此时似乎想起了什么‘
Bajie ：How old are you gulu youwe.
Sun:I’m twenty gulu youwe.
Bajie:Do you like poping gulu youwe.
Tang:I can’t poping gulu youwe.
Bajie:So,I don’t want to go with you.
八戒与唐僧对唱《321对不起》
唱毕，唐僧与悟空拉着八戒走，八戒深情的看着玉兰。 Wulan:Seeking scripture is so hard,you should try your us on. 八戒又对着玉兰的爹。
Yu ’s dad:You leave ,don’t back.
八戒此时已无可留恋….
Bajie :Master,let’s go…
傍着音乐，师徒三人离开了高老庄。
英语小品剧本7
旁白：Long long ago, there was a mirror in theforest. Many people came , telling their worries, problems, etc. to the mirror.But is that so? Let’s have a look.
(Themirror does the same expressions and movements people do in front of it andmake responses to them.)
(Ared rose came to the mirror, looking blue.)
Rose: Mirror,mirror, I have been feeling sad for a long time. What can I do?
Mirror: What happened to you, my lovely rose?
Rose: You know,many people love me, also, many people hate me. When they are in sweet love,they sing hymns [him]赞歌 for me, they say how gorgeous and howfragrant I am. But when they get hurt, they forget their previous complimentsfor me, only emphasizing my thorns. It is just unfair.（作欲哭状）
Mirror: Well, my dear, it’s not your fault. You remain what you are, the most beautiful flower.Believe me, you are always beautiful no matter how people judge you. Just live for yourself, not the judgements.
Rose: Really?Yeah, I shouldn’t live for others. I will try to be beautiful only for myself.Just be myself.
(Ayoung boy comes, what will he tell to the mirror?)
Young boy: Hi,mirror, how are you?
Mirror: As you see, I am always fine. What about you? You don’t look well.
Young boy: Um, I don't think you can understand me, maybe you will think it is ridiculous.
Mirror: Maybe, butyou will feel better if you speak out. You can always trust me.
Young boy: Ok, Ok,I am in love now.（小品剧本）
Mirror: That’s agood thing.
Young boy: Oh , no,you don’t understand. I am in love with another boy. You know what people call us? Gay. And do you know what they think of gay? It is a shame, they define usas abnormal. It horrors me to think what my parents, my friends, my teachers,even strangers would react to this. It drives me nuts.
Mirror: Er, youare special. But could I ask you a question?
Young boy: Ok.
Mirror: Do you love that guy? I mean love.
Young boy: Yes, I assure it. A sweet feeling started to grow inside when I met him. I never had that kind of feeling before. And we get on very well.
Mirror: I see. Anddo you think you are strong enough to experience all the hardship when you are together?
Young boy: I do fear what people think of us, but I love him more.
Mirror: Ok, I believe that people will accept your relation, and your love. After all ,peopleare becoming more and more open-minded now. Do whatever you think is right for you and stick to it. Be happy! Love is undying and powerful.
Young boy: Thankyou, mirror. I feel better now. I will be happy. Bye!
Mirror: You arewelcome. Bye, my dear!
(Awell dressed woman comes, dripping with diamonds.满身珠光宝气 about 40 years old.)
The woman: You mirror, see how rich I am? Look my diamonds, my rings, my necklace, and mydesigner clothes? Oh, you should have a look at my sports car, it is a good baby! Unluckily, I can’t drive it here.
Mirror: Oh, Madam,I don’t need to see your luxury car to tell how rich you are. Probably you arethe richest one that has ever come to me. You live a high quality life. Butthat’s why you come, showing off?
The woman: Sorry,I didn’t mean it. I just can't help telling people how rich I am, because moneyis the only thing I have. If I don’t talk about it, I have nothing to tell.
Mirror: How come?
The woman: My loving parents died many years ago. I have no siblings. And I hurt the one I love when I was younger, and after that I no longer love anyone. I was runningfor money then, thinking If I have money I would have almost everything. Now Ihave money, But There is growing empty in my heart. People just see how rich Iam, and gradually I see the same. But the fact is I am the poorest woman in the world, without anyone really love me.
Mirror: I am sorry to hear that. What I want to say is, you will find someone who loves you sooner or later, it can be a friend or a lover.
The woman: How?People around me just like my money, not me.
Mirror: I guess you can leave the environment you are in now, just go out, go travelling, and meet new friends., start a new life. It is not late. Money is not the most important thing in your life. Now that you have enough money, just go out ,make a change!
The woman:Travelling around the world was my dream when I was young, but I was blocked by money……
Mirror：Now it is the best time.
The woman: I really don’t want to live like this any longer. Just as you said, I have money now, why not do and renew my life? Ok, I will start right now, thank you,mirror. I gotta go, I will miss you.（离开）
Mirror: I will miss you, too. Good luck!（镜子对着她的.背影说）
（Forquite a few days, no one comes to the mirror. It feels a bit lonely, althoughits common state is loneliness. It signs every now and then）
(Nowthe spring comes, flowers are blooming, the grass is growing, birds aresinging.（人扮演这些自然界的活动） Everything looks vibrant, the mirror turns happy again. Alovely girl picking flowers passes by.)
Mirror: Hello,could you stop to have a talk with me?
(Thegirl wonders who was talking, she looks around. The mirror keeps saying hello.Finally it comes to her that it is a mirror saying hello to her.)
The girl: you can talk, really, mirror?
Mirror: Yes, Ican.
The girl: I havenever seen a mirror talking, you are a magic mirror!
Mirror: you cansay that, to some degree. You look so happy, I can see pure delight was ringingin your laughters. Can you tell me why you are so happy?
The girl: I amhappy for the spring, the beautiful flowers, the babble of the brooks, the singing of birds, in a word, everything.
Mirror: Don’t youhave any worries?
The girl: whyshould I have worries?
Mirror: I haveseen so many people suffering from various kinds of worries.
The girl: Then I Iam the one to tell you my happiness. I do what I want to do, I love nature,love my friends, and you. I choose to be happy.
Mirror: you saylove me? People just said thanks to me, they never said they love me. Thankyou! I love you, too.
The girl: you arewelcome. I am sorry that I have to go home now, it’s getting late.
Mirror: It’sreally an honor to know you. Can you take me leave here? I want to be with you,and be happy.
The girl: Are you serious?
Mirror: Y es
最后的人(thegirl take away the mirror, they live happily together. There is a sign wherethe mirror once was, reading: I am happy when you are happy)
英语小品剧本8
A Play:
Buying Medicine
By Liu Qinglin
Characters:
X ------ Xiao Fei
S ------- Shopkeeper
D- ---- Doctor Li
O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----)
Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----)
H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy
W- ---- Woman
J ------ Japanese
Scene1
( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.)
D: Good evening, everyone.
Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li.
D: Hello, let me examine you.
W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.)
D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some
medicine on you.
W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high
fever. He seems fainted.
D: ( Takes W2’s temperature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left.
W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy some medicine.
D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest.
W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me.
( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.)
X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know.
W1: But there’s no medicine left.
X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine.
D: Have you got any money?
X: No.
D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine.
X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands.
D: But how can you get the medicine without money?
X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye.
D and Ws: Be careful!
Scene2
( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.
When he Passes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman)
W: Help! Help!
H: You needn’t cry. There’s nobody else here. Let me marry you and make yourself noble.
W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.
H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! ( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist . They start a fight. Finally, H knocks W down. Just then X arrives)
X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman!
H: It’s none of your business! Go away.
X: I would rather stop you. ( H raises his gun towards X. X kicks it away. They begin a fight. W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H’s leg. X knocks H down)
X: (To W) Quick! Help me tie him up.
W: You are bleeding. Let me do first aid.
X: It doesn’t matter. Pull him into the corn fields.
H: Please spare my life. I won’t do that again
( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.)
X: Don’t do that. If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come.
H: Thank you, sir. But please let me go.
X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! ( X puts his socks into H’s mouth.) Wait here . And lend me your pass and bike. Don’t try to run away. (They go down.)
Scene3
(Music) (X is riding a bike toward town. He sings as he goes along)
J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pass.
X: Here you are!
J1 & J2: ( After reading it.) Hi! Salute. ( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.)
S: Who’s it?
X: It’s me, a customer.
S: (To O1) Go to answer the door.
O1: come in, please. You are the only customer for these days.
S: What can I do far you?
X: ( Hands him the pass.) We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine. Here is the list.
S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money?
X: We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time. Quick, this is order. ( Shows him his gun.)
S: All right! All right!
S: ( To O1) Quick! Give him the medicine
O1: All right . ( Hands it to X.) Here you are.
X: I have to go now. Bye-bye.
S: ( To O1) Quick! Close the door.
O1: All right. ( He closes it.)
S: ( Makes a telephone call.) Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop. Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away. Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army . Stop him, quick!
( X rides his bike fast. Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call. J2 signs him to stop. X rides towards him and knocks him out. J1 begins to short at him. Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand . X kills them with two shots. A crowd of soldiers rush towards him. He run into the corn field. H has just frees himself and is about to leave.)
J3: Oh, here he is!
js: (Together) Don’t move! Hands up!
H: I’m sorry. I’m not Eighth -----
J4: Tie him up. ( They tie him up and beat him.)
H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army.
J5: Don’t listen to him. He’s lying. Put him in our car. Let’s go. (They go down.)
X: (X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street. He meets some Japanese and fights them. He kills some of them and enters a lane. Finally he arrives at the temple. D and Ws come to welcome him)
D: Here comes our hero.
Ws: Congratulations.
X: Thank you, everybody.
( The end )
英语小品剧本9
Characters:
Angel: A chief broadcaster.
Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.
Anny’s father
Anny’s teacher
Anny’s classmates
Divide the stage into two parts.
On the left: Children’s ward, a chair, some flowers.
On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books.
(幕启，舞台左半亮，右半暗)
(The phone is ringing)
Old woman: Hello!
Anny（怯生生地）: Hello, I, I want mum. Is that mum?
Old woman: Oh, I’m granny. I’m not mum.
Anny: I’m sorry.
（电话挂断声，拨号声又起）
A young woman: Hello!
Anny（怯生生地）: Hello! I want mum. Is that mum?
Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married.
（电话继续响，右半舞台亮）
Angel: Hello!
Anny（鼓起勇气）: I want mum. Is that mum?
Angel: Who’s that speaking?
Anny: I’m Anny, your Anny.
Angel: Anny？（充满疑惑）。（略为思索后，用母亲的声调）Where are you?
Anny（仿佛遇见母亲，忍不住哭起来）: Mum,（哭声，欲语泪先流，又猛然惊觉）Mum, mum, I’m not crying.
Angel（安慰地，担心地）: You are a nice little girl.
Anny: Mum, why don’t you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved. Mum, don’t you miss me?
Angel（慈爱地）: Of course, I do. I do miss you?
Anny: Really?
Angel: Yes. I miss you so much.
Anny: Mummy!
Angel: En…
Anny: Mummy!
Angel: Yes?
Anny（笑若银铃）
(Angel 慈爱地笑，心略有所安)
Anny(突然又哭了): But mummy, why don’t you come back? I’m ill.
Angel（关切地）: Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you?
Anny: Mummy, I’m in hospital now. I felt pain, but I didn’t cry. Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl. Then you won’t come back. Mummy, can you come back to see me? I’m waiting for you with no tears.
Angel: Anny, I’m, I’m not… Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you（Dad推门入，见Anny在打电话，连忙夺过）
Dad: I’ve told you not to call anybody else.
（对着电话）Sorry, I’m really sorry. The child has disturbed you.
Angel: Never mind. I’m a mother, too. I understand her. May I know the truth?
Dad: Eh…, her mum isn’t here. So she called and called.
Angel: Where’s Anny’s mother? You divorced?
Dad: No, no. I hope she would come back. But…
Angel: You don’t trust in me? I’m Angel, the chief broadcaster of the hot line.
Dad（回头看Anny）: Then, I’ll tell you the truth some other day.
Angel:All right.
(灯暗景换)
On the left: Anny’s sitting room.
On the right: Anny’s classroom.
（左右同时演绎）
Left:
Dad: Anny’s mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago. She told me to hide the truth. This is the letter for Anny.
Right:
Teacher: Children, in this class. Let’s enjoy Anny’s composition “A letter to mummy”.
(Angel, Anny同时，时空错接，音乐起)
Angel: Anny, my dearest baby!
Anny: Mummy, my dearest mummy!
Angel: When we played hide and seek, I was found easily.
Anny: When we played hide and seek, I could found you easily.
Angel: But this time, you can’t find me.
Anny: But this time, I can’t find you.
Angel: Baby, we have a date. When you are 14, you can find me.
Anny: Mummy, we have a date. Dad says when I am 14, I can find you.
Angel: Baby, the game lasts so long. I wonder if you have the courage to go on.
Anny: Mummy, don’t worry. I grow up with your arms around me in my dream.
Angel: Anny, if the time is so long, mummy will talk with you when you are looking at our photo.
Anny: Mum, the letter you left to me is so long. I read it every night, again and again.
Angel: Anny, your birthday present is on the wardrobe.
Anny: Mummy, I’ve known the truth. Every time I take a bus, I can see your dad eyes.
Angel: Anny, I’m really worried if you will be so sad after your 14th birthday. Is there anyone to love you all his life?
Anny: Mummy, I’ll never give up. I believe there is a call to the paradise. I will love Dad. I will love myself. I can fly with my own wings one day.
Angel: Anny, my dear.
Anny: Mummy, be safe all the way. There are no tears in paradise.
(灯亮，谢幕)
英语小品剧本10
Characters: Narrator (N), Salesman(S), Dad (D), Maggie (M), Alice (A),Candy(C), Policeman (P)
Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’ m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now. (看表)
First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (边说边做) Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (满不在意的情) Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK, He He He……
Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Ha ha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩)
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M: Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How? … Oh, I know, let’s make him happy, and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea! (全部下场)
英语小品剧本11
One sunny Sunday morning， Little Duck went to visit his grandma。 On his way， he met Mr。 Cat and Mr。 Goat， who were both in trouble。 Little Duck was very kind， and he helped them。 So everybody had a good day。
剧中角色：Little Duck， Mr。 Cat， Mr。 Goat
（星期天，小鸭子在睡觉。电话铃响了。）
Little Duck： Hello， this is Little Duck speaking。 Who’s that？ Oh， dear Grandma。 Yes， I’m fine。 I miss you very much。 I’ll come to visit you this morning。 Good bye。
Little Duck：： Wow！ What a sunny day！ I’m going to visit my grandma。
（猫先生正在河边捉鱼。但是他总是抓不到。）
Little Duck： Good morning， Mr。 Cat。 How are you？
Mr。 Cat： Fine。 Thank you， and you？
Little Duck： I’m fine， too。 What are you doing？
Mr。 Cat： I’m catching fish！ Look！ It’s a big fish！ But I can’t catch it！
Little Duck： Don’t worry。 Let me help you。
（小鸭子跳入河里，帮猫先生捉到了鱼。）
Little Duck： Here you are。 Have a good meal。
Mr。 Cat： Thank you。 It’s so kind of you。
Little Duck： My pleasure。（抬头看看天色）I have to go now。
Mr。 Goat： Help！ Help！
Little Duck： Who’s crying？
Mr。 Cat： I don’t know。
Little Duck： Let’s go and see。
Mr。 Cat： Allright。
（小鸭子和猫先生一起四处寻找。）
Mr。 Cat： Here！ It’s Mr。 Goat！
Little Duck： What’s wrong with you， Mr。 Goat？
Mr。 Goat： I was running while singing。 But I ran too fast and fell down。 My leg is broken。 I can’t stand up。
Little Duck： Don’t worry。 Let me help you。 Mr。 Cat， can you do me a favor？
Mr。 Cat： Sure。
（他们把山羊先生扶起来。然后一起送山羊先生回了家。）
Mr。 Goat： Thank you very much。
Little Duck： It’s alright。 Oh， it’s too late。 I have to go now。
Mr。 Cat and Mr。 Goat： Where are you going？
Little Duck： I’m going to visit my grandma。
Mr。 Cat and Mr。 Goat： Thank you for helping us。
Little Duck： It’s my pleasure。
英语小品剧本12
Actor: Tang Sun Wukong pig shaceng Bai Jingjing (demon)
Personnel coordination: sound engineer, narrator (both scheduling and directing)
Props: Music CDs, matching outfits, sticks, cell phones
(aside) say Tang Seng, master and apprentice, four people go to the west to learn scriptures. This day, the four over the black wind ridge, came to a village, where the smoke curl, it seems there are people inn. Four people are tired and tired here for a moment...... )
Tang: West Road Rosinante, flyfox, Wukong, hungry, go to some food!
Sun: Master, you are not to lose weight? The fat burning took us a lot of money can......
Tang: (impatiently) you the monkey crap, did not see the Division has skinny? This way, how many demons and ghosts eager to see the wind color as a teacher, how can let people disappointed?!
(the catwalk around the field, stop posing)
Sun: (exhibit) all right, master. I'm going to go. Eat and drink. Don't blame me for not reminding you, and cursing!
Tang: (walks) you are more and more annoying, not fast!
Sun: Yes, shifu. Eight quit, take care of Mr. Tang shaseng. I will be back soon.
(Sun Xia)
Don: (blame action) the monkey mouth how many birds?
Pig: (self acting) master, he is to see that I have passed the English class four, I am not satisfied with it, so I study hard day and night to exceed me!
(after a while)
Tang: Hey, eight quit, you see, there is not come over a beauty!
Pig: Master, really! It's beautiful!
Tang: (shame, soft voice) sin, sin...... Pig you,
Tang: (handing the handkerchief, despising the shape, changing the expression quickly), not wiping the corners of the mouth quickly...... But it's a pity that the skin is a little darker......
(pig, Sha Eran)
(woman floats)
Sand: STOP! (vibrato, questioning with dance girl) Hello, how old are you, what is your name, where you come from, where to go, you have no object, what is your basket, do you know the way a lot of monster ah, never mind I can protect you the.
White: (a lady is polite, gentle and tender). This little monk is polite. A small woman surnamed white, the name is Jingjing, Sprite, bright, and cool is also the jingjing.
(three people fascinated)
Bai: This goes to Datang to take the IQE test. Master but from Dongtu Datang to?
Pig: You are right! We are all eminent monks in Tang dynasty. I wonder if Miss is engaged in life insurance or property insurance?.
White: life insurance is also!
Tang: excitedly shaking his shoulders and shining his eyes
To tell you the truth, I contribute to this, in terms of skills...... That I can pour a helping hand......
Sun: (around the field)
Where evildoer, dare to harass. Master, Don't worry., I'm here, too!
(grabbed the pig, and pigs are clapping hands)
Which way do you come from?!
Pig: brother, it's me
Sun: SORRY. Accidentally lost contact lenses on the road, can not tell who is who.
Tang: the monkey is becoming useless. No, to borrow my glasses with him.
(sand gives glasses to Sun Daishang)
Sun: (rush forward, stop)
It's you
White: Jingjing! Is it really you?
(TITANIC music, sun white eye, moving situation pas de deux)
Pig: Oh, my God! Lovers!
Tang: (wiping tears) it's so touching. Since I saw the story of JACK and ROSE, I haven't seen such a touching scene again!
Sha: (handing towel to Tang) master, don't make people laugh, that's TITANIC.
Sandy: (to the audience, in a whisper)
The last time passing stellar cinema, he dragged us to see, he cried ah...... Alas, I master a lot of sentimental......
Pig: brother, this is........ ?
Sun: MONICA and I are college classmates......
Bai: STIVEN was a member of the sports committee at that time. I was a representative of the English class......
White: he sends me home every night
Sun: he calls me every night
Sun: we love to walk in the woods in the evening......
White: he always likes telling me ghost stories, and makes me shy
(three people are fascinated, sun Bai two people as memories)
Pig: I know, there was love song: ONLY YOU,
CAN MAKE MY SKY BRIGHT, ONLY YOU, CAN MAKE ME...
Sun: hum, you're a big guy
Sha: since it's an acquaintance, then........ Ah, no, you are not the monkey, white lady......
Don: (shouting down fast) escorting, monster ah...... !
Sun: (in a dilemma) MONICA, escort master is now I learn, read in the old, you don't embarrass me......
White: Bian water, the water flow to the Si, Guazhou ferries head, Wu little sorrow, my thought, hate long, hate to be caused when hugh. The moon on the floor. Five hundred years, STIVEN, you really don't miss me at all?
Sun: when I moved past, I was no longer the original me. Your old ticket couldn't get on my broken ship. Why should you?......
Pig: two love long, a blessing in every morning and evening...... Miss Bai, I and you are Similarly afflicted people pity each other. ah......
Sun: SHUT UP! PIG!
Tang: Wukong, this is you, not anymore. Miss white so crazy, you have this heart of stone, understand style. Oh, my God, tragedy......
(Shaseng to towel to Tang)
Bai: STIVEN, I'm not here to catch your master this time. I just want to tell you that there is someone in the world who will miss you forever. Now that you're going to the Buddha and you're looking for progress, I'm not going to be able to stop you. Me...... I'm leaving。
(take a few steps, go back)
Wish you happiness.
(go, go back)
Remember to electrify me......
(go, go back)
(Music: leave sadness to yourself...... Four people are speechless...... )
Don: (hands) life is precious, and love even more. If for the Scriptures so both can throw! Boys! You have greatly discerning and apprehending. Amitabha......
英语小品剧本13
人物： 刘师傅 男 48岁 的士司机 甲(绍兴话)
沈兰 女 24岁 英语老师 乙(普通话)
阿凤 女 30岁 的士司机 丙(杭州话)
阿根 男 38岁 的士司机 丁(杭州话)
场景： 某的士司机休息处，桌椅等物，边上一指示牌，上面一“P”字。
(开场甲在吃盒饭)
甲：(自言自语)世界上吃盒儿饭吃得最多大概就是伢的士司机了，本来杭州话有句“合儿合儿”我弄不清
爽。现在我晓得了，盒儿饭吃得多就变合儿了，所以伢的士司机是当之无愧的“合儿”!
丙：(拿两份盒饭上)刘师傅，一个人怎么会说话语的?
甲：这就叫自说自话。咦，你一个人要吃两份饭?
丙：一份是阿根的，叫我先帮他买买好。
甲：偌对阿根倒蛮关心的，他现在还是一个人。下趟有格种放单吊的小姐妹放一个给他。
丙：介便当的?又不是搓麻将，边七万放一个给你吃吃?找对象要有缘分的。
甲：对对对，我是话有机会，帮他留心留心……
(乙背一小包，打扮时尚， 戴墨镜上)
乙：请问二位是出租车司机吧?
丙：是，小姐你要到哪里? (站起)
甲：阿凤，你吃饭，这脚生意我去。(站起)
丙：我先看到的……
乙：不好意思，我不是要打的。
丙：不打的寻我们作啥?
乙：我是运管局派来的，我叫沈兰，我是来调查我们杭州的出租车司机目前所掌握的英语会话状况的。
甲：噢，好的`好的。沈小姐，不瞒你话，吃我们这碗饭，回到屋里已经吃力杀了。
丙：哎，哪里有功夫去学英语。
乙：是啊，出租车司机是蛮辛苦的，不过简单的英语会话学起来也蛮方便……
丁：(上)吃饭喽……(见乙，上下打量)刘师傅，你们姨妈?
甲：不是的，我没姨妈的。
丁：相貌倒蛮好的，既然不是你姨妈，格是我好动动脑筋看喽。
甲：勿要有趣!运管局派来的。
丙：阿根，沈小组是来调查我们学英语会话的情况的。
丁：噢，不好意思!沈小姐，我这个人有个毛病你别在意，我看见漂亮的姑娘儿，眼睛总不舍得移开。
乙：没关系，你只要手不乱动就行了。
丁：(咕)这姑娘儿道儿蛮老的。(一本正经状)这个学英语嘛，我认为是很重要的，自从非典结束以后，我们出租车生意好起来了，旅游行业也好起来了，外国游客也多起来了，不学好英语是不行的。所以刘师傅，阿凤，你们要好好地学习英语!我呢……就不学了!
甲：为啥?
丁：你们自己有车子，一直要开落去，我是个二八师 傅，开人家的车子，开到啥辰光又不晓得的。
丙：你这个话就不对，二八师傅车子开出去，也是我们杭州的士司机的形象。
甲：不错，的士司机这个职业，是非常重要的窗口形象，也代表了一种城市品位。
乙：说得对，外地人、外国人一到杭州，可能第—个打交道的就是你们，再说杭州是对外开放旅游城市，不学点英语会话，碰到外国人不就又聋又哑啦?
丁：放心好喽，外国人我碰着过的，英语我老早就会说了!
乙：真的?说什么?
丁：外国人要下车前，马上掼一句英语过去。其实英语只要学一句就够用了。
乙：哪一句?
丁：“麦内”，钞票!
甲：啊?!就会这一句?
丁：吔!为来为去就为两张钞票，不为钞票吃吃力力弄啥东西?有了钞票么好买房子、讨老婆对不对，姑娘
儿，我就是因为钞票太少，三十多岁了，还是乔片一张。
乙：乔片是什么东西? (问甲)
甲：乔片么就是一个人，光棍。
英语小品剧本14
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful.you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.
Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty!
You are the fairest of all, I think.
But there is a young lady.
She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.
She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me? Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! She is Snow White.
皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter, come here, come here!
猎人：Yes. Your Majesty! I’m here now.
皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White to the wild forest to pick some flowers. Find a lonely place and kill her.
猎人：But she is the princess. …
皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see her any longer.
猎人：Yes. Your Majesty!
皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me. Otherwise, I will punish you.
猎人：Yes. Your Majesty!
白雪：( Pick some flowers. )
Oh! How many flowers! How beautiful!
猎人：( Draw his Knife slowly but hesitated )
Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t kill her!
白雪：( Cry exhaustedly)
What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?
猎人：Your Majesty! I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪：But who?
猎人：The queen.
白雪：The queen! But why?
猎人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will run into the forest and never come back again.
猎人：Ok. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts will soon eat you.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little cottage.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a cottage, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Here are their names: Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy, Dopey.
Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the cottage came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were digging treasure in the mountain.
老学究：I’m the Doctor. I know a lot of things.
开心果：I’m the Happy. I’m the happiest person in the world.
喷嚏精：I’m the Sneezy. If I sneeze, the earth will shake.
害羞鬼：I’m the Bashful. I’m a shy man.
老顽固：I’m the Grumpy. I’m not so easy to believe a stranger. The next one is Dopey. He can’t talk like us.
老学究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
开心果：Who is it?
喷嚏精：Perhaps it’s the ghost!
瞌睡虫：Let’s go into our cottage silently.
害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
老顽固：Perhaps it’s the witch.
旁白：When Dopey was holding the candle and let the light fall on little snow-white. They all cried out with astonishment.
老学究：What a lovely child!
开心果：How beautiful!
喷嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡虫：Don’t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老顽固：Kill her.
白雪：( Wake up )
What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy and Dopey.
七矮人：But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen, my stepmother wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老学究：If you take care of our house.
开心果：If you do some cooking for us.
喷嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡虫：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老顽固：Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house. When the seven dwarfs came back, she had everything prepared. On the other hand, when the wicked queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of all?
魔镜：Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇后：No! Snow White must die. I must finish her even if it costs my life.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the cottage .
皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty things to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good lady. What do you sell?
皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! You can have a taste. This one, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you!
( Having a small piece, dead )
皇后：Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprise to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What’s the matter?
老学究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the wicked queen. Now let’s pick some flowers and place around her
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony. However, one day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be sure to be kind to her.
王子：Yes, I will.
I will love you forever, my dear! ( Kiss her.)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life, as was written in the magic book of the wicked queen.
白雪：Oh, my heaven! Where am I? What had happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my wife, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye!
May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.
Good Bye.
See you later.
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英语小品剧本15
Scene I
(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)
Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.
Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?
Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.
Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.
Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.
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Scene II
(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)
Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.
Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.
Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...
Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?
Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?
Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!
Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?
Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.
Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.
Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?
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Scene III
(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)
Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.
Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.
Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.
Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?
Rita: I thought you were going to the library.
Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.
Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.
Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!
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Scene IV
(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )
Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.
Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.
Ken: What are they?
Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.
Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?
Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.
Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?
Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.
Ken: Why?
Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.
Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?
Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.
Ken: You are a genius.
Rita: I am just very professional.
Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!
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Scene V
(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)
Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?
Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.
Kevin: Why?
Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.
Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.
Ken: Ok. Let’s go.
(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)
Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…
Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?
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